Survivor Texas Style
Another Joke I got today for all you Texans!
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, The Network is planning to do its own show entitled: "Survivor, TEXAS STYLE The contestants will start in Houston, travel south to Brownsville, and up to Dallas. From there they will head over to San Antonio, down to San Angelo, up through Amarillo and then on over to Lubbock. They will then proceed to Austin, and back over to Big Bend and up through the Valley and on back up to Houston.
Each will be driving a pink Volkswagen Bus with an Iraqi license plate and large bumper stickers that read: "Cowboys are Cry Babies", "I'm a Vegetarian", "NASCAR Sucks", "I wasn't born in Texas and I don't plan to stay", "Copenenhagen is for Idiots", "Hillary in 2008", "Deer Hunting is Murder", "Say No to Budweiser", "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns", "Forget the Alamo", "John Wayne was a Sissy", "Barbecue is disgusting", and "You think it's hot here? Go to hell"The first one who makes it back to Houston alive wins.
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, The Network is planning to do its own show entitled: "Survivor, TEXAS STYLE The contestants will start in Houston, travel south to Brownsville, and up to Dallas. From there they will head over to San Antonio, down to San Angelo, up through Amarillo and then on over to Lubbock. They will then proceed to Austin, and back over to Big Bend and up through the Valley and on back up to Houston.
Each will be driving a pink Volkswagen Bus with an Iraqi license plate and large bumper stickers that read: "Cowboys are Cry Babies", "I'm a Vegetarian", "NASCAR Sucks", "I wasn't born in Texas and I don't plan to stay", "Copenenhagen is for Idiots", "Hillary in 2008", "Deer Hunting is Murder", "Say No to Budweiser", "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns", "Forget the Alamo", "John Wayne was a Sissy", "Barbecue is disgusting", and "You think it's hot here? Go to hell"The first one who makes it back to Houston alive wins.
posted by Angus at 4:55 PM
3 Comments:
That is so wrong.
MJ-yeah I know but it is funny as hell.
Gypsy-well I wouldn't have gotten it, but after reading your blog and chattin with ya I totally get it and it is funny as hell. :)
dunno bout that one Ruben, I don't know if Texans would kick someones ass for that. hahaha
Thanks for coming by and I am seriously thinking about joining your man-boob mission.
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