Soooooo
Well, how is everyone doing today? I don't have much to say today. I could vent about my weekend, but as Aerosmith put it "It's the same old story, Same old song and dance my friends"
Saturday was my baby boys 2nd birthday and his oldest sister managed to fuck it all up and put herself in the lime light instead of him. I am getting really sick of her shit, I think she needs to spend a few humbling weekends at my mothers house. Altogether he enjoyed his birthday, I got him a remote control truck and he is already a pro at driving it and running everyone over. Man he and I are gonna have so much fun when he gets a little older.
Well I suppose, I will leave ya with a joke or two that I got over the weekend. Enjoy your MUCKNFUNDAY everyone!!!!
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Here's a quote from someone who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC
"There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.
The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Ma'am, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"
The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my first husband died in France during World War II, my second husband died in Korea, one of my sons died in Vietnam, a Grandson died in Desert Storm, all so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. But if you touch me again. I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."
Saturday was my baby boys 2nd birthday and his oldest sister managed to fuck it all up and put herself in the lime light instead of him. I am getting really sick of her shit, I think she needs to spend a few humbling weekends at my mothers house. Altogether he enjoyed his birthday, I got him a remote control truck and he is already a pro at driving it and running everyone over. Man he and I are gonna have so much fun when he gets a little older.
Well I suppose, I will leave ya with a joke or two that I got over the weekend. Enjoy your MUCKNFUNDAY everyone!!!!
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Here's a quote from someone who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC
"There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.
The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Ma'am, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"
The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my first husband died in France during World War II, my second husband died in Korea, one of my sons died in Vietnam, a Grandson died in Desert Storm, all so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. But if you touch me again. I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."

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